Sealed With A Squelch
Would it be wrong of me to start asking all the ladies out there who are peeing on the toilet seats to please start leaving the seats up then for other seat pee-ers?
There is nothing worse than sitting down on the toilet blind and then suddenly notice you've sat in a pile of someone else's wee. Sitting in a stranger's wee is one thing, but if you're in the toilets at work and realising you've just in a potential co-worker's wee well it's just awkward. It seems to me either there is a fundamental flaw in toilet design or women are starting to act like men, marking their territory, wizzin' everywhere. The seat is there for a reason. If you're just going to eschew the seat and go freestyle, well my advice would be to go use the men's room. At least there won't be a lineup and you can wizz freely like you so desperately want to do.
Who are these women who hover and pee on the seat? Are they French and used to peeing down a hole and unaccustomed to the support? I can kind of understand why you are opting out of sitting down. It's a toilet for god's sakes. It's germy for sure. But I firmly believe that if as a gender we all park and ride then everyone is going to be much happier.
Would it be wrong of me to start asking all the ladies out there who are peeing on the toilet seats to please start leaving the seats up then for other seat pee-ers?
There is nothing worse than sitting down on the toilet blind and then suddenly notice you've sat in a pile of someone else's wee. Sitting in a stranger's wee is one thing, but if you're in the toilets at work and realising you've just in a potential co-worker's wee well it's just awkward. It seems to me either there is a fundamental flaw in toilet design or women are starting to act like men, marking their territory, wizzin' everywhere. The seat is there for a reason. If you're just going to eschew the seat and go freestyle, well my advice would be to go use the men's room. At least there won't be a lineup and you can wizz freely like you so desperately want to do.
Who are these women who hover and pee on the seat? Are they French and used to peeing down a hole and unaccustomed to the support? I can kind of understand why you are opting out of sitting down. It's a toilet for god's sakes. It's germy for sure. But I firmly believe that if as a gender we all park and ride then everyone is going to be much happier.
posted by KarenFantana at 6:52 AM
2 Comments:
Very odd.... have you checked for women with five o’clock shadow and an odd lump in their throat?
duh?! Fantana, the whole point of squat-peeing is that you don't have to touch anything. Liftinig the seat would mean that you would have to come into contact with the germ infested seat and the millions of other-sloppy-pee-ers!
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