Some 'Topical' Advice

You want to know how to make someone feel even more embarrassed buying suppositories for piles in a drug store? Name the
product ANUSOL.

I'm sorry, but was it really smartest marketing decision to put the word 'anus' in a butt hole cream product? How the hell did that name make it through a pitch to anyone? It sounds like it was a bad joke that stuck. Like two guys came out of a marketing brief meeting for a new haemorrhoid product and were like "shit, what the hell are we gonna call this thing? Anusol? Hehehe." And deadline comes up and that's all they've got.

But I mean at least road test the thing past a couple of people. Know your market. Ass lumps are a sensitive area.

Broke-Butt Mountain

There is a certain scene in the film that I reckon made women accross the world just a little bit antsy in bed with their man.

Remember when Heath Ledger, let's call him Cowboy Number One, has come home from work to the wife and kids. If you haven't seen the movie (or watched your boyfriend's reactions while he watched the movie) Cowboy One has already discovered his love for Cowboy Number Two, but is still fighting it. Of course wifie doesn't know, and they get down to it when the kids are all tucked away in bed.

So they're getting it on and bam! Cowboy flips his wife over and they're doing it 'doggy style' as some people like to call that particular position. I have to say I was a bit shocked with the manner in which he so matter-of-factly turns her over. Of course he has to do it that way because he can't stand looking at her boobies.

Now what do you reckon the chances are I'm ever going to be able to do it 'doggy style' with my boyfriend in the near future without thinking 'oh lord, is he visualizing hair and nipples on my back???'

On the other hand, I probably needn't worry. In fact, maybe I should play with him a little bit. You know, maybe I could douse myself in Old Spice and put a fake beard on the back of my head or something. Or a Bush mask with a Cowboy hat or something. Could make for an interesting roll in the hay...